Suiseiseki� - Jaaku na Takurami [Jack's got a Plan!]
by: Suiseiseki herself

I loved chibi human
But he loved Stupid Shinku
I feel like killing someone
Right here, right now ~desu

Instead of killing him
I waited for the day
To take my great revenge
On Stupid chibi human ~desu

Chibi human had a slumber party
With his friend Satoshi
I decided of a plan
A plan full of embarrassment ~desu

In the middle of the night
They were sound asleep
I stole their clothes and
Dragged them to the pool house ~desu

On the beach chair I laid them naked
Jun on top of Satoshi
The next morning they were senseless
Of the plan I had ~desu

Until the neighbors barfed
They noticed my plan
They both screamed to the top of their lungs
They looked like they had shonen ai ~desu

Shinku woke up upon the scream
She rushed to the pool
She cried because of what she saw
And whipped Jun with her hair ~desu

I have had my revenge
Nobody knew it was me
I laughed all day secretly
And I felt more devious ~desu

MWAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHA!
HOHOHOHO! HOHOHOHOHO!
Stupid human never suspected
A thing about my plan ~desu!

So if you want
a life of no embarrasment,
HAHAHAHAHA!
better love ME AND ME AND ME ~desu!!!

END